Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2024

Bartles and Jaymes….it’s been a while since i thought about that wine.

That a girl, Cobra!

Eh lets she goes and gets into trouble Rip. Then you is can goes and saves her.

That’s the second time today I heard the words ‘Bartles and Jaymes’. Anxiously awaiting the third.

A Cobra and Rip adventure, Let’s Go!

Cobra back in action! But that Bartles & Jaymes reference….whew! I’m old enough to remember those commercials.

Wow, that’s an old reference. I googled them and was very surprised to learn that the brand is still active. Guess corporations like Gallo really hate to let a trademark disappear.

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Polynesian pirate queen Cobra Carson, for a time known as bar owner Corrine. I doubt that she has seriously lost her edge, meanwhile how is R.J./Tank Tucker doing?

KA-BARTLES AND JAYMES!

Come on, Rip, this is Cobra we’re talking about. If anyone’s going to be in serious danger, it’s the goons going up against her.

Rip what makes you think Cobra actually left the spy game? Our favorite Femme Fatale not involved in something covert? Perish the thought!

Rip is afraid of missing the fun.

I can’t believe I remember that brand name… And I don’t even drink.