Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 23, 2024

Sports jerks: besides the pre-chosen winner, Jay Monahan, and Tommy Tuberville

I’d like to do that, but the odds are more than seven billion to one against winning the big prize on mega or power ball. Any one who says it’s less than that either doesn’t know math or is lying, like the people who run the lottery.

Why do people gamble if they’re just gonna lose anyways?

I hope the government left you enough money after taxes for you to enjoy that lottery win, Ed!

Why do seniors always win the lotteries?

My SJOY nominees this year are Jay Monahan, Dan Snyder, and FIFA president Gianni Infantino, though not necessarily in that order!

Still Gambling

Dad’s gonna buy the house next door

Baltimore’s Little Italy is shrinking, but don’t miss Vaccaro’s Bakery

So how much did he have to send to collect his winnings from that Nigerian prince ? ? ? I get emails all the time telling me, I have won a prize, all I’ve to do is pay shipping and handling with a credit card….

The definition of the word “sad”: Go to a grocery store and watch the losers buy a pile of scratch-offs which are all losers! For the money the losers just lost, they could have gone to the Meat Department and gotten a prime ribeye steak.

Draymond Green for SJOY. Jay Monahan for hypocrite of the year. And a lifetime achievement award to Rob Manfred for his continual attempts to ruin baseball. Get rid of the ghost runner!

Once again leaving my vote for C.M. Punk after his behavior with All Elite Wrestling and his refusal to recognize that he was the problem with the locker room all along.