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Yup, sounds like the separation process the last time I was in a computer industry layoff. I never received the speech because my boss was escorted out while I was still laying off the people in my team so I had to lay myself off.
Does anyone else remember those halcyon days when “Human Relations” was actually occasionally helpful to employees? Now they just do the hatchet jobs.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
Oh wow, a new pen! Well no one can say Metromart isn’t generous! The security guard will probably take the pen back before they leave.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Now where will they goof-off all day?
Argsnargle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yup, sounds like the separation process the last time I was in a computer industry layoff. I never received the speech because my boss was escorted out while I was still laying off the people in my team so I had to lay myself off.
loubarra about 1 year ago
Don’t let the door hit your a.. on the way out
GaryCooper about 1 year ago
Well, they got a pen as severance pay. I’ve left jobs where I basically got a poke in the eye and a kick in the pants as my parting gifts.
LASteve about 1 year ago
Does anyone else remember those halcyon days when “Human Relations” was actually occasionally helpful to employees? Now they just do the hatchet jobs.