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Checking in for a flight, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles and send one to Miami.” She said, “I’m sorry, Sir but we can’t do that!” I told her, “Why not… you did it last week!”— Henny Youngman [RIP]
saylorgirl about 1 year ago
Good name for an airline. Goes well with lost luggage.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Is she subtly telling him to “get lost”?
ChukLitl Premium Member about 1 year ago
If you send my bags to the Bahamas, you’d better fly me for free to retrieve them personally.
Paul D Premium Member about 1 year ago
On a flight from Asia, I landed in San Francisco. My luggage ended up in Seattle.
“SFO”. “SEA”. What’s the big deal? They start with the same letter, right?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
Indeed he would…
ms-ss about 1 year ago
It will cheaper for us to pay you the minimum reimbursement allowed than to bring them back for you.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Dang bags have more fun than he does.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Checking in for a flight, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles and send one to Miami.” She said, “I’m sorry, Sir but we can’t do that!” I told her, “Why not… you did it last week!”— Henny Youngman [RIP]