Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2024

Blue boots I saw you dumped in the moat. Bluuuu Boots.

Moat monster toys?

The Id version of “Whatever rocks your boat” — “Whatever fills your moat!”

If you try fishing in the moat, that’s all you are going to get. The only thing missing are a shopping trolley and a bicycle frame…….

Rubber tyres in medieval times? Me is never knews.

How about an alligator to complete the cliche?

Hey! Those are Wallace’s boots!!

It was getting a little boring!!!!!!

Polluting in medieval time. I is for sure believe it.

Littering is a cliche, I guess.

Among them are tired cliches.

Cliche: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of Original Thought. what happened to “Wizard of Id Classics”, they were funnier and had Original Thought.

Why?

Ah, moat monster toys. How thoughtful of the King.

Keeps the cartoonists coming around.

Plus the moat monster needs feeding.

What??

If they only knew back then….

He’s using the Magic Mirror…

He used to stock it with monsters. Now he just posts “Toxic Hazard” signs.

Better than what’s normally in moats (hint: it’s what the castle toilets empty into…)

I don’t get the joke.