The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 27, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You should be good with numbers. Your name is One spelled backwards.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Math, among many other subjects, is not one of Eno’s strong suits.

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    No, he looks like a democrat !!!

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Two people sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and asks “What do you do for a living?” The fellow answers “I’m a mathematician”.

    “A mathematician?” replies the other fellow. “That’s interesting”.

    “I’ll give you an example”, say the mathematician. “3 minus 5 plus 2 equals 0”

    Later, as the other fellow arrives home, his wife asks how his evening in the bar was. He responds “I met a mathematician”

    “A mathematician?” she responds.

    “Yes” he says, “I’ll give you an example: 3 people are sitting in a bar. 5 people leave, two people come back in and the bar is empty!”

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s like the time I was at the McDonald’s drive-thru and ordered 12 McNuggets. The voice comes back, “Sir, we only sell them in six and ten.”

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    one box is less than 2, Eno is going by box count not nugget count

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    Milady Meg  about 1 year ago

    I have it on good authority that Math is Hard.

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    the best thing about Eno is his vanishingly small odds of reproducing

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Sneaky ways to increase your math
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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How many beers have I had, anyway????? burp. :)

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Makes sense, one box is easier to carry than 2 boxes.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    You dress like a mathematician, but definitely aren’t one.

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    eb110americana  about 1 year ago

    If you wanna lose weight, Eno, you don’t need a mathematician degree, you need geography—as in, get out of the McDonalds!

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