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Neither will a large pan of lasagna or dozen yeast donuts with white frosting and shaved coconut. Told to The Count and Garfield by a friend… a very good friend, indeed.
IMAGINES ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS CARTOON WHERE THE DIALOUGE ISGarfield: “Here’ an interesting factoid, Arlene” Arlene: “using the world factoid gave me the eternal ick you discussing fat Redditor, get away from me, get the heck away from me” Garfield: “ROFL, JK forever alone, kek.”
I’d give it to him. One cupcake smashed in his face. Of course, that probably wouldn’t bother him and he’d just lick it off, but she’d have the satisfaction of a deed well done.
codycab about 1 year ago
Go to Garfield for all your weight problems!
Clarence about 1 year ago
That means Garfield will gain weight
seanfear about 1 year ago
we like cats who are not afraid to be single again
Blu Bunny about 1 year ago
Garfield , always looking out for Arlene.
Blu Bunny about 1 year ago
If they shared a ice cream soda with 2 straws, Arlene would never get a chance to taste it.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
Arlene, you need a new boyfriend.
BigDaveGlass about 1 year ago
You are giving her an option? Who are you, and what have you done with Garfield?
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
Garf’s kindness, compassion… and love for cupcake, knows no limits! :D
steveh64 about 1 year ago
Garfield views this as a win-win situation.
BenGMan about 1 year ago
He actually has a point Arlene, you don’t want to be fat like him.
[Unnamed Reader - dd3817] about 1 year ago
Did ya hear…Odie went to the moon!
2AndFour about 1 year ago
Garfield is willing to sacrifice his health for Arlene. Such a caring cat.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Sorry, Arlene…that’s what happens when you leave food out anywhere in Garfield’s general direction!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Neither will a large pan of lasagna or dozen yeast donuts with white frosting and shaved coconut. Told to The Count and Garfield by a friend… a very good friend, indeed.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Food cannot make you fat unless you allow it into your body.
preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garfield: helping beautiful girls stay beautiful, everywhere.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 year ago
Well, Garfield’s not wrong.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garfield altruism knows no bounds. Let’s make him Cat of the Year. Three cheers for Garfield! Garfield: “Does that come with donuts?”
Just-me about 1 year ago
Heroic of Garfield to volunteer to perform such a selfless act on Arlene’s behalf.
hayden.privitt42 about 1 year ago
nice
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
Garfield is the master of finding loopholes in every single situation.
w16521 about 1 year ago
Just what does Arlene see in Garfield?
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garfield, maybe Arlene would like to eat her cupcake.
24Wu33/es Premium Member about 1 year ago
She’s gonna give it to you, all right.
nostall Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like his thinking!
Garfield Fan 1949 about 1 year ago
IMAGINES ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS CARTOON WHERE THE DIALOUGE ISGarfield: “Here’ an interesting factoid, Arlene” Arlene: “using the world factoid gave me the eternal ick you discussing fat Redditor, get away from me, get the heck away from me” Garfield: “ROFL, JK forever alone, kek.”
KEA about 1 year ago
he’s not wrong
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
How thoughtful of you to watch her weight.
JLChi about 1 year ago
I’d give it to him. One cupcake smashed in his face. Of course, that probably wouldn’t bother him and he’d just lick it off, but she’d have the satisfaction of a deed well done.
InuYugiHakusho about 1 year ago
Can’t argue with that logic.
M.K.Staffeld about 1 year ago
There was a catch to that statement!
anncorr339 about 1 year ago
Garfield you are some boyfriend ready to her cupcake
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 1 year ago
So romantic!
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
What a generous guy he is.
geese28 about 1 year ago
Women…give your husband your food to lose weight. Win win situation