Garfield by Jim Davis for March 02, 2024

Oh the agony!

Only 11 minutes?

Eleven minutes?! That’s the length of one full episode!

I even just walked to get another donut. Walked, I tell ya!

You better get a scale that can measure a change of 11 nanograms!

My goodness, how did you survive so long?

At least you’ve lost… your composure!

And I missed second breakfast………

Expecting instant results, Garfield?

11 minutes! It’s an eternity! If I go another 11 minutes, I’ll die!

SO?

Measure after you is uses the kitty litter, cat.

You hate losing weight so much, do you?

Forget it fatso. You need at least that many days to loose few ounces.

11 minutes of eternity for Garfield.

“ELEVEN WHOLE MINUTES!”

(senses a dramatic part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

“Sorry, pal, but you can’t just lose weight in eleven minutes.”

That’s 11 minutes too long. How does one survive?

Try 12 next time

Garfield’s feet are almost bigger then the scale.

“You mean I have to make an effort to lose weight?!”

I have a Robot Cat Litter Box that self cleans no scooping. One of benefits it weighs the cat when they use it. I have 2 cats both brothers. I know our biggest cat is getting close to Garfield’s weight and we need to put him on a diet

Ah, intermittent fasting.

Garfield reaches his new world record of fasting for 11 whole minutes! You the man…er the cat!

Poor boy, he must be faint with hunger.

“ROSEBUD!”

Eleven minutes you would not lose fluid

LOL