UFO by Graham Harrop for January 17, 2024

Sir, you are delusional.

And someone please get Quagmire an umbrella.

GLAAARG !!!!

Ole Mel is so unnerved by the managers vision that he went totally white. Well the Glaaarg drool didn’t help any either.

A clean, comfortable room. Everything works properly and a restaurant within or right next door make me happiest. (And a turn-down service which says “no” politely)

Somebody is drooling at the prospect.

Gasp! Look out behind you, Melrose!

Barney has not aged well.

I knew the monsters would get him eventually!

: D

Or, the next “Burke and Hare’s”.

Hotel UFO is now on a par with The Roosevelt Hotel in NYC. No… it’s got a higher rating. And no motor bikes parked out front.

Now that Hotel Harrington has closed in Wash DC, maybe Harry’s bar can relocate to UFO?

Melrose is going to get caught in a saliva storm.

There is a Glaarg learning curve at Hotel UFO.