Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 15, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago

    Way down yonder in New Orleans…..

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    Little Caesar  9 months ago

    “There’s a tear in my beer from cryin’ for you dear…. you are on my lonely mind…..”

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  9 months ago

    Absence makes the heart go wander.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    I guess she’s not your girlfriend anymore.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    People are so fickle in this modern age.

    One of my ancestors, a British navy officer, shipped out leaving his pregnant wife and 2 kids in England and sailed around Cape Horn to Vancouver Island. Once established in Esquimalt, he sent for his wife to join him and she made the same trip, now with three little ones in tow. They then settled down in New Westminster and raised more family.

    Consider that each sailing would have taken at least 4 months, add the time it took for his message to get back home to his wife, and understand that being unfaithful would never have crossed their minds.

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    desvarzil  9 months ago

    I can relate. I was out on a six-week military exercise. When I got back, the wife announced that she wanted a separation. It turned out to be a blessing in disguise.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I’m left wondering…

    Is it my wife or my girlfriend that’s cheating?
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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    I told my girlfriend I think she’s cheating on me.

    She told me I sound just like her husband.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Girlfriend: Are you cheating on me?

    Me: I don’t get why you all ask the same question.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    My girlfriend’s accused me of cheating with a girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

    How can she say that?!?!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying “I’m out for dinner with my friend Emma” because Emma was lying beside me in bed.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  9 months ago

    Give Jenny a call.

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    kv450  9 months ago

    “Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but too much absence makes it wander.”

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    chris_o42  9 months ago

    “Absence makes the heart grow fonder” or “Out of sight, out of mind”. You can’t win.

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    khjalmarj  9 months ago

    Absinthe makes the brain go wander.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago

    Jody strikes again.

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    prrdh  9 months ago

    Well, there’s a rose in a fisted glove

    And the eagle flies with the dove

    And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey

    Love the one you’re with

    Love the one you’re with

    Love the one you’re with

    Love the one you’re with

    —Stephen Stills

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    don’t you mean ex-girlfriend?

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    trainnut1956  9 months ago

    Dude, you really think she wasn’t cheating on you all along? You poor summer child…

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    stamps  9 months ago

    Absence makes the part grow longer.

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    Snolep  9 months ago

    I’ve forgotten the lead up to “absinthe makes the fart go ‘Honda.’”

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    It happens. My second wife had a long record before we met. She believed in serial monogamy but a week would sometimes be enough. :)

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    rklittle Premium Member 9 months ago

    Y’all are the very best at puns and quips; i love ’em, thanks

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