Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 27, 2024

as long as it’s not a car, it’s alright.

I was a compulsive cleaner. I miss it.

… sorry, I am never sorry for what I say when I am rage cleaning…

When was that?

What is “rage cleaning”?

So that’s what it’s called. My mother, normally mild-mannered, would sometimes go into a silent cleaning frenzy after a silly argument with my father. To approach her during the time was like touching a hot stove. Very distressing to a young child.

You Clean your rage?

I have been pretty dang angry at times, but it has never made me want to clean.

As stated. Mark a spot Aunty – you’re all As*

Rage cleaning……RAGE Cleaning…….???? You don’t even clean Aunty and you expect us to believe you were Rage Cleaning?

I said it to myself because there are only the cats to hear me, so I’m not sorry.

Rage against the (washing) machine

Didn’t hear a thing, but if you’re still raging you can come to my place, you can do a lot of raging.

I wouldn’t mind hearing what you say if you were cleaning my place.

The first rage cleaning a person learns about is getting their mouth washed out with soap!