I went to Hawaii on vacation once. I couldn’t find any “Hawaiian” shirts that I liked and were reasonably priced, but I did get tee shirts from every tour and attraction I went to. Tee shirt are the best!
And then there was the guru who lived on a mountaintop. He had thick, scaly skin on his hands and feet from climbing around on the rocks all day. Since he was old, he was fearful that he would fall and break his thin, weak bones. But what bothered him most was his bad breath. He was a…
“Super-callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.”
mddshubby2005 8 months ago
“Here it is, your moment of Zen!”
SHIVA 8 months ago
Sucker!!!!
Superfrog 8 months ago
He sized you up very quickly.
Differentname 8 months ago
I would love to have that shirt
purepaul Premium Member 8 months ago
Learned lesson, right am I?
Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago
I went to the Guru and the Guru said, “buy, buy, buy!” so I left.
Just_Karl 8 months ago
I went to Hawaii on vacation once. I couldn’t find any “Hawaiian” shirts that I liked and were reasonably priced, but I did get tee shirts from every tour and attraction I went to. Tee shirt are the best!
uniquename 8 months ago
Perhaps you learned that the trick to life is enjoying the journey.
jango 8 months ago
A MAGA hat would complete the wardrobe
wongo 8 months ago
And it was only $49.95 ! Plus tax.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Boo hiss, Buddhist.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 8 months ago
Well, they both lost their noses in the bargain.
gammaguy 8 months ago
The origin of Zen-o-phobia.
JHL1 8 months ago
He’s the real wise-ass on the hill
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
I like the one strip where the guru is called the old wise *ss!
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
Not the t-shirt so much as the $39.99 he paid for it.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
So the wise @ss on the hill is just a guy selling tee- shirts….who knew? LOL
JudyAz 8 months ago
And then there was the guru who lived on a mountaintop. He had thick, scaly skin on his hands and feet from climbing around on the rocks all day. Since he was old, he was fearful that he would fall and break his thin, weak bones. But what bothered him most was his bad breath. He was a…
“Super-callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.”