Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 31, 2024

Gary, put the book DOWN!!!!!

Careful Vampy. Now that she knows you outta the house Goldielocks gonna sneaks in and eats all your porridge and ruins your beds.

I would LOVE to see Gary have a fun relationship with a gorgeous woman. Admittedly, part of that is just to see it drive Leo crazy.

Bewbie alert. BEWBIE ALERT!

Acting totally disinterested to draw her in. Barely touching his drink to distinguish himself as genteel rather than a lush. Reading an intriguing plotline that she is completely intrigued by and I’m intrigued too. Scary Gary is a genius! Reel her in Gary!

The book: " Everything You Always Wanted to Know…", etc..

It does appear the book has caught er interest.

At least he’s not looking at his phone.

I used to always bring a book with me. These days, if I went to a restaurant or bar, I guess I’d bring my kindle.

Behold the life of a scholar.

Not gonna help much unless you find a bookworm monster woman. That however is a possibility at that bar……

Gary’s seven hundred years old and a bit ‘set in his ways’.

Gary needs a woman who’s interested in books and blood types.

Gary can read the book but he can’t read the room.

Looks like one of Leo’s (many) exes.