Close to Home by John McPherson for February 05, 2024

Centimeters…….

Probably more likely his IQ.

“Which, from your perspective, is better? - - - - - - It’s the other one.”

Dude’s name is Kelvin.

Depends, are you in the states or Canada?

Batting average.

In seven years I never had an evaluation. Then I questioned a decision the director made. In a week she sent me an evaluation with several 0’s. Needless to say I was fired right away. So glad. For the next ten years I worked for my self until retirement.

Hi, Bleeb. It’s a pleasant surprise to see you today, no matter how G rated the setting.

You have a high degree of stupidity Mort.

If you are a relative newby, today’s depiction of Bleeb is very clear and a great representation of what he looks like, usually yellow, 3 eyes, smile and waving his right arm. Dalcon is similar but sometimes not yellow and his right arm is holding a club and he’s not smiling. Anyway, sometimes it’s hard to pick Bleeb out, so if you know exactly what you’re looking for it makes it easier. Today’s depiction is a good example. Tip of the day! :-)

Well you are cold, not hot.

I want a desk like that.

Neither, it was Kelvin scale!

You have a room temperature IQ. Better hope it’s Fahrenheit.

You had to ask?

I’ll tell you what is was…

… it was a gift!

…better hope it wasn’t the kelvin scale!

With that kind of reasoning – I’m surprised he even got a ‘62’.

Yes.

Kelvin

Now he regrets rating you that high.

It’s a Rankine and you’re 62 of 62.

That’s your age, you dipsh!t.

It’s how many minutes you had to pack your box, turn in your badge and vacate the building.

Stale

Does this prove the measure of a man?