Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 30, 2024

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    macky87  6 months ago

    Hmmm… so for an employee to be more valuable to the company, he/she needs to pack on the pounds. Hopefully they don’t work for a slaughterhouse.

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    a sage  6 months ago

    I remember my company having classes and doing all sorts of things to show they valued their employees. Then they got rid of anyone who had been there over twenty years and were over fifty-five. Including me.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 6 months ago

    My company came in with a buy-out package (choose it or lose it) for all over 50. I chose it and have been pretty happy ever since …

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    MRC112  6 months ago

    To make it worse, the workers are doing the physical effort, so thereby losing weight while the managers are sitting at their desks all day, so gaining weight.

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    ekke  6 months ago

    They still value employees. They even post the rate!

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Hang in there… you’ll get that Rolex eventually…(well, the $20 knockoff, anyway)

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    sandflea  6 months ago

    These days, the managers would fetch around $38 compared to regular employees.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 6 months ago

    CEOs go for ~$687/lb

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Well there’s more poundage on the fat cats.

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