Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 23, 2024

I’ve never come across someone selling pencils!!!

Legit business there. And no competition with those subsidized lemonade stands.

With the cost of apples these days you won’t have a profit level reselling them for 25¢ let alone a high one.

Really?

You forgot the last part, " And screw the other guy."

I remember some 60ish years ago when my dad took me downtown in NYC, and I saw a poor old guy selling pencils… while I don’t give out money, we’ll buy some food and hand it to them, and there’s a number of old folks we keep an eye on, helping them keep the roof over their heads from leaking, the furnace and other appliances running. Funny how that one experience all those years ago as a kid affected me the rest of my life!

Stick the pencil in the apple and sell them for $5.00 as a Commemorative Big Apple souvenir.

There’s not much of a market for pencils anymore.

brother, can ya spare a dime?(bag)

Why aren’t these guys in politics? :)