The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 07, 2024

I sure hope there’s not an oxygen tank in use nearby when the doc lights up.

Groan.

Do you owe him money? Dose he owe you money?

“…and stop calling me Shirley "

Most important of all, will his insurance cover it???

This is my kind of comedy. Brilliant.

A nephrologist who worked his way through medical school doing stand-up.

“I haven’t had a match since Superman died.”

Me, too. My knees aren’t anywhere near as good as when I was a kid.

I suppose if this was set 50 years ago, it wouldn’t have been impossible for a doctor to be smoking in a hospital…..conversely though, if it was set 50 years ago, kidney transplants weren’t all that common

No smoking in hospitals, please!

A match? Yes, your breath and a monkeys butt

4 out of 5 Doctors prefer Camels.

But that’s not important right now…

The difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is a very heavy animal, and the other is a little lighter.

“More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette” – 1940’s advertisement.

Yep. Groan.

“That’s not funny!”“Neither is your brother. So we’ll need a matching non-funny donor.”

So corny it’s funny!

Geez doc, you’ve gotta be kidney me.

Note to self:

Find a new doctor. Quick!

Nah, you need a nicotine patch.

Doctor Literal was valedictorian of his class

Zucker, Abrams, and Zucker would be so proud.

“He needs a transplant.”

“I didn’t know they had genders.”

oh please…..?

Come on! Really? This deserves and extra loud rimshot!

“Not since Superman. Is this your cigar?”

We’re here for your liver.

But I’m still using it.

Well we need it now.

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Doctors love Camels. >

If that’s a joke, Doc, your patient is dying to get better!”

All those years in medical school went up in smoke. Cough, cough!

The 1950s wants their joke back.

On today’s Facebook page of Captain Kirk The Myth The Legend had the exact same thing as a meme with Dr. McCoy and Captain Kirk….

Ugh!