The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 22, 2024

Freebies……

It’s part of your gym membership.

Maybe they could use those paddles o that smug SOB.

I thought “Galley class” meant we would be first to eat.

All aboard the Titanic II

I think the cruise line name says it all.

“ca·nard

/kəˈnärd/

noun

1.

an unfounded rumor or story.

“the old canard that LA is a cultural wasteland”

2.

a small winglike projection attached to an aircraft forward of the main wing to provide extra stability or control, sometimes replacing the tail."

Well, you did say it would be for better OAR worse!

Loretta is definitely cutting Leroy off.

There’s a reason the tickets are labeled “steerage”, Loretta.

That joke is almost as old as the Viking ship they’d have to be rowing…because what cruise isn’t powered by engines?!

up the creek without a canoe…

Canard? Too funny

Haha! (＾▽＾)