Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 09, 2024

Indifference isn’t the absence of opinions, opinions are the absence of indifference.

Heck, nah, if she mentioned to Phoebe the same thing she mentioned to the butterfly, then holy carp, it’d be bad.

By “opinions” I think she means, “complaints”.

Oh I just bet she does.

I think we dodged a bullet that Peter S Beagle wasn’t writing about this one’s journey.

Is that a compliment or just an observation, oh Indifferent one?!

She doesn’t like that tree? Why? Is she being treeist?

I wonder if Marigold finds her less attractive now? The mystique has gone.

I’m sure they’re all positive.

Awww, I want a unicorn to call me something like “small, spotted primate.” Maybe “short, fat, bespectacled primate.”

Primary primate in my prime?

No more indifferent, but really annoying and judgemental… Dunno if that’s really a progress, but former DNI looks happy now. Can’t wait to see how her relationship with Marigold and Phoebe will evolve.

That’s actually quite normal to have, duchess ma’am. Most everybody generally has lots of opinions about Phoebe, for better or for worse. :P

And we all know what opinions are like….

Phoebe: The human who affected a unicorn so much that she’ll have to change her name!

And how many of those opinions will get her cancelled if she says them out loud?

So, will she change her name?

Just when you thought this comic couldn’t get more narcissistic and annoying – this storyline pops up and drags on and on.