Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 15, 2024

Okay, if any bowl of cereal I’m eating ever talks, I’m checking into the nearest loony bin!

Look who’s talking!!

Look! It’s the Rice Crispies cereal elves, Snap, Crackle and Wisecrack!

“Oh, a wiseguy, eh? Nuuck, nuuck, nuuck.”Said in a voice that sounds just like Curley of the 3 Stooges.

Cereal won’t do that because it doesn’t want to be snorted out your nose.

That’s how you know the milk went bad.

guy goes into a bar

loses the limbo dance.

A man, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a bar.The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar. The rabbi ducked.

Then a second guy walked into it. You’d think they’d learn…

If you chew on a spoonful of cereal and it says “Ow”…

Snap, crackle and pop I can tolerate. Singing, dancing and telling jokes are a major no-no for my cereal.

You’re supposed to read the back of the box, kid! Or just do what all your friends do and look at TikTok videos! You can watch some girls bounce up and down! For no reason!

Calling anybody in this family weird is redundant. Well except Laura and Nick.

My Life cereal told me it wasn’t feeling so hot this morning…

There’d have to be some VERY SUSPICIOUS chemicals in that cereal for it to talk!

I used to hear “they’re magically delicious” when I ate one cereal but that was usually after an acid trip.

And, lo, it shall be called “Alexa Flakes” (patent pending).

(And you will really hate the jokes.)

How are kids supposed to learn to read at the breakfast table, if the jokes aren’t printed on the box?

Wow, what can you expect when the father is a wacko……

Oh, ghu. A Batman joke.

They tried to give life to sentient cereal, but the experiment went horribly wrong. The cereals all came out evil, murdering as soon as they had the chance. That’s right, they were all cereal killers.

When I was a kid I ate Cheerios. Husband ate oatmeal.

Now before we go to sleep at night we have our third meal of the day (he can’t eat in the am) which we call “late night snack” but since we eat it in the wee hours of the next morning it could be called breakfast. Guess what we have? Cheerios for me and oatmeal or grits (something he found out long after he was a boy).