FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 23, 2024

Paige could put her clothes on the clothesline.

What you should really be worrying about is guys in Speedos.

There will come the day when that might be so bad.

Paige, in a thong? Please…

Thank heavens for small mercies.

Paige is not the girl they’re looking for.

They should go down to the Gulf Coast in Florida. Lots of teenage and 20 something buns on display.

All of this will change when they get a little older.

And you’re using binoculars to look for what you don’t want to see?

When I was a kid, thongs were something completely different.