In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 23, 2024

“Able was I, ere I saw Elgin.”

This reminds me of when, as a kid, we would once in a while play commando basketball: grabbing/holding/tackling the person with the ball was allowed.

But I AM Napoleon!

Hey! He reminds me of another megalomaniac!

Napoleon should stick to baseball. He could play second base, maybe for Cleveland. I bet they’d even name their team after him!

“In your face!!”…(or on your face…either way)

And he has a serious napoleon complex.

He looks thirsty. Get him some water, Lou.

Napoleon wasn’t short.

The uniform of Napoleon, but the visage of Putin.

HE is missing his ‘Golden T shoes’.