If you drive her away, you’ll soon be itching to have her back on your back.
He should be more appreciative considering what she’s picking off of his back. Instead he’s getting ticked off as she gets those ticks off.
Hip-hip-hoorah.
He gets a day named for him, and all he does is complain.
Hey! I’m eatin’ bugs off a hippo’s backside…
… it ain’t all rainbows and unicorns back here!
Nit-pickin Tick-picker!
That’s one way to inject some humor.
{What’s that? It’s hippo, not hypo?}
Never mind.
The hippopotamus was actually a hippopotamissus.
“hippo birdy (2 ewe)” ?
I’m hip to what he’s saying.
She might want to consider a Hippo replacement.
Methinks somewhere there may be some sore and jealous rhinos because of this rendition …!
( and maybe some yellow billed Oxpeckers )
Aren’t most?
Time to light the hippo poop candles we learned about yesterday in Ripley.
Pablo Escobar would approve.
He’s ticked off!
Now if Henrietta Hippo tip toed pass him, I’m sure he would not care who’s on his back….picking….LOL
Is that Dr. Marlon Perkins?
Sue Ellen 8 months ago
If you drive her away, you’ll soon be itching to have her back on your back.
Doug K 8 months ago
He should be more appreciative considering what she’s picking off of his back. Instead he’s getting ticked off as she gets those ticks off.
Imagine 8 months ago
Hip-hip-hoorah.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
He gets a day named for him, and all he does is complain.
Dobie Premium Member 8 months ago
Hey! I’m eatin’ bugs off a hippo’s backside…
… it ain’t all rainbows and unicorns back here!
backyardcowboy 8 months ago
Nit-pickin Tick-picker!
P51Strega 8 months ago
That’s one way to inject some humor.
{What’s that? It’s hippo, not hypo?}
Never mind.
ladykat 8 months ago
The hippopotamus was actually a hippopotamissus.
David 42 8 months ago
“hippo birdy (2 ewe)” ?
The Duke 8 months ago
I’m hip to what he’s saying.
davewhamond creator 8 months ago
She might want to consider a Hippo replacement.
Howard'sMyHero 8 months ago
Methinks somewhere there may be some sore and jealous rhinos because of this rendition …!
( and maybe some yellow billed Oxpeckers )
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Aren’t most?
cactusbob333 8 months ago
Time to light the hippo poop candles we learned about yesterday in Ripley.
lawguy05 8 months ago
Pablo Escobar would approve.
nancyb creator 8 months ago
He’s ticked off!
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Now if Henrietta Hippo tip toed pass him, I’m sure he would not care who’s on his back….picking….LOL
Zen-of-Zinfandel 8 months ago
Is that Dr. Marlon Perkins?