Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 15, 2024

If you drive her away, you’ll soon be itching to have her back on your back.

He should be more appreciative considering what she’s picking off of his back. Instead he’s getting ticked off as she gets those ticks off.

Hip-hip-hoorah.

He gets a day named for him, and all he does is complain.

Hey! I’m eatin’ bugs off a hippo’s backside…

… it ain’t all rainbows and unicorns back here!

Nit-pickin Tick-picker!

That’s one way to inject some humor.

{What’s that? It’s hippo, not hypo?}

Never mind.

The hippopotamus was actually a hippopotamissus.

“hippo birdy (2 ewe)” ?

I’m hip to what he’s saying.

Methinks somewhere there may be some sore and jealous rhinos because of this rendition …!

( and maybe some yellow billed Oxpeckers )

Aren’t most?

Time to light the hippo poop candles we learned about yesterday in Ripley.

Pablo Escobar would approve.

He’s ticked off!

Now if Henrietta Hippo tip toed pass him, I’m sure he would not care who’s on his back….picking….LOL

Is that Dr. Marlon Perkins?