In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 17, 2024

Heck, I’d give it a “2” just for surviving until mid-March.

What is their standard for judging?

Is its low score due to it falling flat on its face?

Pesky Russian judges……

Didn’t stick the landing? I’ll be here all week.

Better luck next time.

Ha! What was wrong with that?

You alright there, fella?

You had one chance and that’s the best you could do!

This has to be one of Ben’s ten best.