I oppose giving animals as gifts. I hope they poke holes in the box so you can breath. Make sure it is opened quickly, before you need to eat, drink or go to the bathroom
The past is forgotten. The future is unknown. And there’s nothing you can do to keep the present locked down permanently. May as well freak out now and avoid the rush.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Verne, are you trying to be a. . . post turtle?
face.less_b 10 months ago
I oppose giving animals as gifts. I hope they poke holes in the box so you can breath. Make sure it is opened quickly, before you need to eat, drink or go to the bathroom
mokspr Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t worry about the present Verne, you are not getting one.
Doug K 10 months ago
It’s hard to keep up with the present (sometimes).
a sage 10 months ago
We are all living in the present.
A1scout 10 months ago
The future is now and the present has become the past. How time flies.
nosirrom 10 months ago
Corporal get me the video cassette of “Over The Hedge” the movie.
“We’re in now now.”
lee85736 10 months ago
Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present.
Ellis97 10 months ago
That’s why it’s called, “the present”. It’s a precious gift.
chris_o42 10 months ago
Now…and it’s gone, Now…and it’s gone…Now…
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
You should try listening to Jethro Tull’s “Living In The Past”.
Munch 10 months ago
The present is fleeting.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 months ago
How now, brown cow?
richdell 10 months ago
But are you present and accounted for?
MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago
Long bomb a twinkie box and continue your zen, Verne.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 10 months ago
“Who’s on first?”
tigger0612 Premium Member 10 months ago
“Right now keeps happening”-Van Halen
oakie817 10 months ago
now it is
Dave 10 months ago
I like Christmas presents.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
The past is forgotten. The future is unknown. And there’s nothing you can do to keep the present locked down permanently. May as well freak out now and avoid the rush.
MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago
Go back to then?When?Now!I can’t!Why?We passed it!When?Just now!…..When will then..be now?SOON…!!
banjoAhhh! 10 months ago
Where’s George?
Mediatech 10 months ago
The times they are a changing.