I hate both. Escalators, I just have an irrational fear of. Elevators, I’m scared I’ll get trapped. Plus they almost always jolt at the start or end, and sometimes move so fast they make it so I can feel my organs shifting. I’d rather just use stairs.
Imagine 8 months ago
Uplifting humor.
Alyssa the Great 8 months ago
I hate both. Escalators, I just have an irrational fear of. Elevators, I’m scared I’ll get trapped. Plus they almost always jolt at the start or end, and sometimes move so fast they make it so I can feel my organs shifting. I’d rather just use stairs.
markkahler52 8 months ago
BOTH of you in there, NOW!!
oakie817 8 months ago
don’t know if i’m upbeat now, or feeling down
Lotus 8 months ago
And throw away the key. I think this one will leave a scar.
jschumaker 8 months ago
Who’s the little squirrel?
P51Strega 8 months ago
Ah, elevators & escalators, there are so many stories.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 8 months ago
Wow you had to lower yourself with that comment
khcm1157 8 months ago
When they head Down, why aren’t they ‘Descalators’?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
Eightball was just trying to get a rise out of Weenus.
davewhamond creator 8 months ago
Is that my Ralph the Squirrel in the PUN-itentary? Wow. What an honor! Thank you, Jonathan!
B UTTONS 8 months ago
Ever wonder why Weenus takes longer to reach the top?
He uses the switchbacks.
T... 8 months ago
How did Bleep escape from “Close To Home”, better tell John…
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
It’s a process rising to the occasion! One step at a time!
asrialfeeple 8 months ago
It has it’s ups and downs.
patlaborvi 8 months ago
Now that I have mobility issues and get around mostly by wheelchair I’ll take the elevator every time.
patelsa 8 months ago
Love Mr. Wiggly peeping from the mousehole :-)