B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 14, 2024

Happy Valentines Day!

Did you hear about Cupid that lost his id?

Now they call him cup.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid.

What did cupid play before the harp was invented?

The heart strings.

What do you call the Pigeon god of love?

Coo-pid.

Depends what you’re up to later

Stupid Cupid!

Hunter Biden on Jeffrey Epstein’s island?

Happy Ash Wednesday.

Happy Valentines day from Arizona!

Definitely in the spirit of the day!!!!!!

We need to have a ❤️ to ❤️ talk! ☺️☺️

Someone who’s a little TOO enthusiastic about Valentine’s Day?

Cupid, draw back your bow…

You’re dressed up as a freaking pervert

Happy Jack Benny’s birthday!

And that is the reason why Valentine’s Day is outlawed in Texas and Florida.

Oh no! Another Worst Nightmare! (See Garfield)

Sitting out this one, just like I’ve done since 2009. Spent $140 on a romantic dinner, she left the next month, good riddance.

get Joe McCarthy, he’s not a pinko!

It is a bit disturbing.