Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2024

Oops!

NOT a feminist, is she?

Hokus pocus

meet his assistant… Alexis.

You can’t be siri-ious…….

“Eh, he your size. You can haves him dear.”

Wait till Wiz sees his V Day present!!

I liked Alexis better.

Jealous women……….https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=j8WAHsYhhhE

I have heard that if you kiss a frog it will become a " Prince " , so just what do you kiss to get a Queen ?

Not on Valentines Day! C’mon, Wiz!

Just poof him back.

Who knew that Blanche had wizarding abilities?

And here the wizard didn’t think she cared! LOL

☺️❤️☺️❤️☺️❤️

It could have been worse, it could have been Hal.

Pretty dorkey looking wand you’ve got there Wiz. Where’d you get that one? Yard sale?

It looks like that Cabinet Secretary who worked for Biden. The one busted for stealing luggage at the airport.

Blanche has spoken!

Wait—Blanch can do magic?

We had to let a last minute buyer and her agent into our house (the agent didn’t have the combination to the lockbox). My wife preferred to remain in the car until she saw that the buyer and her agent were both very attractive and then suddenly she had come with me to greet them.

I’ve often wondered if Wiz’s wife was magic folk, too. Now I know. In fact, she may be better.

Blanche must have picked up a little magical skill over the years!

Give a woman a wand and no telling what she might conjure up. That’s why open carry and concealed carry of wands is discouraged. (Wanda is also discouraged but for other reasons.)

On the other hand, this might be very useful for those convinced they are in the wrong body. You can even skip the turning them into frogs first format.

Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.

Wizard …… You’ve got a “BIG” problem ….. the boss, I mean wife can operate your wand …… ;)

we’re actually a totally Google home due mostly to the ability to use a mans voice if you want

reminds me of Tony Stark & Pepper Potts seeing Natasha Romanoff for the first time

you have to be careful what you say around you know who

Much to Blanche’s chagrin the Wizard and Alex were still not averse to a little hanky-panky.

Stupid Windows autocorrect doesn’t recognize hanky panky, no matter how it’s spelled? Weird.

Alexa Kardashian ?

Little does Blanche know about Siri, hehehe….

She can’t be Siri-ous

Looks like Alex Jones. Guaranteed to give you false information, every time.