Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2024

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    oldthang  about 1 year ago

    Oops!

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    NOT a feminist, is she?

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    cracker65  about 1 year ago

    Hokus pocus

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    seanfear  about 1 year ago

    meet his assistantā€¦ Alexis.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 year ago

    You canā€™t be siri-iousā€¦ā€¦.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    ā€œEh, he your size. You can haves him dear.ā€

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    Wait till Wiz sees his V Day present!!

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    Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I liked Alexis better.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 year ago

    Jealous womenā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=j8WAHsYhhhE

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    cmerb  about 1 year ago

    I have heard that if you kiss a frog it will become a " Prince " , so just what do you kiss to get a Queen ?

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Not on Valentines Day! Cā€™mon, Wiz!

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    Milady Meg  about 1 year ago

    Just poof him back.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Who knew that Blanche had wizarding abilities?

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    And here the wizard didnā€™t think she cared! LOL

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    jmcenanly  about 1 year ago

    It could have been worse, it could have been Hal.

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    Pretty dorkey looking wand youā€™ve got there Wiz. Whereā€™d you get that one? Yard sale?

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    tcayer  about 1 year ago

    It looks like that Cabinet Secretary who worked for Biden. The one busted for stealing luggage at the airport.

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Blanche has spoken!

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    delennwen  about 1 year ago

    Waitā€”Blanch can do magic?

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    We had to let a last minute buyer and her agent into our house (the agent didnā€™t have the combination to the lockbox). My wife preferred to remain in the car until she saw that the buyer and her agent were both very attractive and then suddenly she had come with me to greet them.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Iā€™ve often wondered if Wizā€™s wife was magic folk, too. Now I know. In fact, she may be better.

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    DKHenderson  about 1 year ago

    Blanche must have picked up a little magical skill over the years!

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  about 1 year ago

    Give a woman a wand and no telling what she might conjure up. Thatā€™s why open carry and concealed carry of wands is discouraged. (Wanda is also discouraged but for other reasons.)

    On the other hand, this might be very useful for those convinced they are in the wrong body. You can even skip the turning them into frogs first format.

    Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.

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    bwswolf  about 1 year ago

    Wizard ā€¦ā€¦ Youā€™ve got a ā€œBIGā€ problem ā€¦.. the boss, I mean wife can operate your wand ā€¦ā€¦ ;)

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    curtlyon19 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    weā€™re actually a totally Google home due mostly to the ability to use a mans voice if you want

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    reminds me of Tony Stark & Pepper Potts seeing Natasha Romanoff for the first time

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  about 1 year ago

    you have to be careful what you say around you know who

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    Old Time Tales  about 1 year ago

    Much to Blancheā€™s chagrin the Wizard and Alex were still not averse to a little hanky-panky.

    Stupid Windows autocorrect doesnā€™t recognize hanky panky, no matter how itā€™s spelled? Weird.

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    christelisbetty  about 1 year ago

    Alexa Kardashian ?

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Little does Blanche know about Siri, heheheā€¦.

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    PaulGoes  about 1 year ago

    She canā€™t be Siri-ous

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Looks like Alex Jones. Guaranteed to give you false information, every time.

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