Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 14, 2024

I hope the traffic light where we wait to turn left off the highway remembers that I always thank it for turning… particularly when it gives me priority.

A little kindness goes a long way.

I don’t like it when people talk rudely to Siri. (Mine has the British male voice, so eager to help.)

Frightening.

A creative – and even more plausibly frightening – take on Skynet.

Bite my whiny human a$*!

It should be a fairly short riot after AI runs through the internet and takes everything over.

A friend set their Alexa’s name to “Computer” so they could embrace Star Trek. Once they were watching an old TOS episode when Alexa tried to order Photon Torpedoes for their neighbor…

AI learns from input from other people. If enough people can feed it disinformation, it could emulate certain Cable News Outlets.

I always thank Siri, Alexa, Google, my GPS, etc. cuz you never know.

Sparing me personally while destroying everyone and everything that I love, or even like, is not as big a favor as you appear to think.

I make the telemarketing screening robots cry and hang up on me.

He’s gonna keep A.I. on her.

a good lesson for all of us…be kind to our future masters!!

I always say thank you to Siri, even when she give me wrong information. She means well and I appreciate the assist.

Alexa could use an upgrade to her artificial intelligence. She has a very hard time understanding things in context.

But I don’t have an imaginary friend!!!!!! :)

then I’m a goner

Awww! How sweet!!!