Monty by Jim Meddick for February 22, 2024

Step away from the machine.

Yes, please turn it off!

And please put on a shirt!

ahh Monty and his wondrous inventions!

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2015/09/20

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2017/06/09

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/09/19

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2012/06/18

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/11/21

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2002/04/01

BY ALL MEANS!

Boxers are pants…

Yeah, please!

Yesterday I mentioned Chiggers. I’d had run-ins with them several times while I lived in NC. You can get them walking through a field or in the woods usually in an undisturbed area. They will get up under your socks, the cuff of your pants, or T-shirt. Once they are on you, they bore into the skin. I was told they were laying eggs, but I’m no entomologist . You can’t see them, but you are going to itch like ’ell for about a week. The only effective remedy that I know of is to cover the spots with nail polish.

It’s like the Biden-O-Matic before he was called out and caught for inappropriate scratching.

Deja Vu….The Big Bang show, Howard has a one armed robot.

Know the rest?

The Oscillation Depantsification…

Maybe it’ll scratch his butt for him. There’s a market for butt-scratchers!

please!

EB’s about to see the full Monty.

Batman ordered two for the Wayne manor bat poles.

Now it’s a wedgie-o-matic.

My Sister brought Scabies home from her college dorm.They seem to love your warm dark places.

STOP THAT MACHINE!!!!

When I was a kid in Iowa my friends and I would be rolling in the grass all summer long. Chigger bites galore! Skeeter bites, too! Most of us are still alive and well.