Yesterday I mentioned Chiggers. I’d had run-ins with them several times while I lived in NC. You can get them walking through a field or in the woods usually in an undisturbed area. They will get up under your socks, the cuff of your pants, or T-shirt. Once they are on you, they bore into the skin. I was told they were laying eggs, but I’m no entomologist . You can’t see them, but you are going to itch like ’ell for about a week. The only effective remedy that I know of is to cover the spots with nail polish.
When I was a kid in Iowa my friends and I would be rolling in the grass all summer long. Chigger bites galore! Skeeter bites, too! Most of us are still alive and well.
Imagine 12 months ago
Step away from the machine.
oldpine52 12 months ago
Yes, please turn it off!
WhatsTheJoke 12 months ago
And please put on a shirt!
Frankie5466 12 months ago
ahh Monty and his wondrous inventions!
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2015/09/20
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2017/06/09
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/09/19
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2012/06/18
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/11/21
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2002/04/01
Jayalexander 12 months ago
BY ALL MEANS!
A Common 'tator 12 months ago
Boxers are pants…
Ichabod Ferguson 12 months ago
Yeah, please!
Egrayjames 12 months ago
Yesterday I mentioned Chiggers. I’d had run-ins with them several times while I lived in NC. You can get them walking through a field or in the woods usually in an undisturbed area. They will get up under your socks, the cuff of your pants, or T-shirt. Once they are on you, they bore into the skin. I was told they were laying eggs, but I’m no entomologist . You can’t see them, but you are going to itch like ’ell for about a week. The only effective remedy that I know of is to cover the spots with nail polish.
markrunnj 12 months ago
It’s like the Biden-O-Matic before he was called out and caught for inappropriate scratching.
Redd Panda 12 months ago
Deja Vu….The Big Bang show, Howard has a one armed robot.
Know the rest?
ChessPirate 12 months ago
The Oscillation Depantsification…
caw Premium Member 12 months ago
Maybe it’ll scratch his butt for him. There’s a market for butt-scratchers!
oakie817 12 months ago
please!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
EB’s about to see the full Monty.
P51Strega 12 months ago
Batman ordered two for the Wayne manor bat poles.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Now it’s a wedgie-o-matic.
christelisbetty 12 months ago
My Sister brought Scabies home from her college dorm.They seem to love your warm dark places.
Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago
STOP THAT MACHINE!!!!
vick53 11 months ago
When I was a kid in Iowa my friends and I would be rolling in the grass all summer long. Chigger bites galore! Skeeter bites, too! Most of us are still alive and well.