UFO by Graham Harrop for February 07, 2024

Mel, honey. RUN!

Ah. So Canadians say “raise” like Americans and not “rise” like Brits. Eenterestink.

Next, he’s gonna get a boost – right out the door!!

Is that the hotel lift?

If they give you a packet of ketchup for a raise, don’t accept it.

He should have hitched a ride back to earth with the Stones.

Very clever! This will have me laughing for days.

I knew a bar maid once that asked for a raise. They got her a bigger tip jar.

I am LOLing!!! : D

Cheap, cheap, cheap……I had another raise in mind……

Melrose would prefer cash, and a hazard pay bonus.

Sproing comes earlier on UFO. I wonder what their groundhog looks like?

… thought for sure he was gonna give ’im a swift kick in the rump!

Melrose: “Quick! Hand me my Whack A Mole mallet !!!”

Our boss would tell us to stand on the piece of paper next to his desk for a raise.