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I have a pair of glasses in every room. I have glasses for watching TV, glasses for reading mail while standing in front of the recycle bin in the kitchen, glasses for reading a book while in bed, glasses for the computer, glasses for mowing the lawn.
So I get in the habit of taking off my glasses when I leave a room so they are there when I come back to use the room.
There was some TV show I quit watching (it was about some guy who had to become POTUS because everyone in line died) because the lead kept whipping off his glasses anytime he had to say something important. Those things would never sit straight on his face after that kind of abuse IRL.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
He’s preparing to acknowledge your applause.
eromlig about 1 year ago
And he drank what was in the glass. It always makes everything he says seem profound.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
He’s about to ask her to go Dutch.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Something like, “Where’s the bathroom?”
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good trope catch
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
I really should clean these.
dflak about 1 year ago
I have a pair of glasses in every room. I have glasses for watching TV, glasses for reading mail while standing in front of the recycle bin in the kitchen, glasses for reading a book while in bed, glasses for the computer, glasses for mowing the lawn.
So I get in the habit of taking off my glasses when I leave a room so they are there when I come back to use the room.
purepaul Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nah, he just remembered that he usually cleans his glasses every Thursday. She had just reminded him it’s both Thursday and Leap Day.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of the time on the Mary Tyler MooreShow when Ted Knight read the teleprompter that said “take off glasses, look concerned”
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s going to burp.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
They probably just need a cleaning or he’s trying to remember something he was supposed to do.
TMMILLER Premium Member about 1 year ago
He took off his glasses so he could hear better.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
It can’t be that bad, he didn’t harrumph.
sobrown51 about 1 year ago
Did you ever notice that profound and confound are not opposites? Is that profound?
halvincobbes Premium Member about 1 year ago
There was some TV show I quit watching (it was about some guy who had to become POTUS because everyone in line died) because the lead kept whipping off his glasses anytime he had to say something important. Those things would never sit straight on his face after that kind of abuse IRL.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
“Why do I keep getting fingerprints on my eyeglasses?”
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Probably something like “Oh there’s my glasses”.