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Aunty and booze are very close friends. Idle thinking. Maybe overthinking. Drunk thinking. Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayI wish, I wish he’d go away…
seanfear 10 months ago
I literally did that (just figured it was the mirror on my way to the bathroom)
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.—Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago
It reminds me of the Dunkin’s commercial, lo these many years ago. “Time to make the donuts.” “I made the donuts.” He was coming and going.
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
Reminds me of a limerick:-
“A scientist named White,
Travelled faster than light,
He flew past Mars,
Beyond the stars,
And came back the previous night."
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
And then there’s Robert A. Heinlein’s tour de force, “All You Zombies.”
Carl Premium Member 10 months ago
My nightly hot chocolate cup is still warm for my morning cup of coffee.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Try a no passing zone!!!!
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
I go to bed early and get up early.
CorkLock 10 months ago
Aunty and booze are very close friends. Idle thinking. Maybe overthinking. Drunk thinking. Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayI wish, I wish he’d go away…
pheets 10 months ago
Sleep, good sleep, really is a fickle thing for some..
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Race her to the bathroom.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
I go to bed early and get up late, I almost get up before I go to bed.
old_geek 10 months ago
Sleep is overrated…
goboboyd 10 months ago
Give you an idea about how your day is going go. And your sleep.