Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 11, 2024

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Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.

Mornings are great! Followed by first breakfast and a long nap.

Get the children up, dressed, and off to school (breakfasts are there provided); go back to bed for awhile; wake up for “The View”. (Years ago, stay-at-home Moms watched “Girl Talk”)

Teenagers already know that and busily embrace the cause!

All in favour…

Hey Aunty, I hate to INCONVENIENCE you more, but could you tie your robe?

Depends on whether you are a 5AM morning or an 8AM morning!!!!!

Lay off the booze and mornings are just fine.

I’m okay with mornings; besides, the cats won’t let me sleep late.

I love mornings and late evenings. Those are the times that I have to myself, usually. Between 2 and 5 in the afternoon tho, I am usually spent, cranky, hungry and depressed about how much is left to do.

I moved mine to noon.

There’s a more convenient time?

Agree 100% maybe noon or 1pm

i’ll take any morning you’re not using, thanks…

I love mornings. Mine usually begin with first breakfast around 11:30 am and last until 2pm, when I have breakfast #2.

Only thing that would make mornings better, Aunty, would be a lack of alarm clocks and being able to sleep in until you felt like getting up. Unfortunately, not how the world works.