Strange Brew by John Deering for February 22, 2024

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StabMaster 5000®: Electric Fork w/ built-in radar to get every pea on your plate.

So you’re catering to those who either melt one ice cube at a time or freeze one olive. Niche marketing at its finest.

Company’s slogan: “The only thing big about our products is their price!”

No, thank you.

There are joke product gift boxes. I got a forgettable gift in a “Cargo Socks” box. I really wanted those Cargo Socks, the box really sells them.

Anybody that carries a flashlight or phone already has a pocket light.

Actually, I recall the days when PopSci, PopMech, MechsIll used to have new invention lists about this absurd…

Actual products from Temu.

These should be featured in Unpopular Mechanics!

These are great! A little non-sequitur humor. Hope more of these come out!

I keep a hole in my pocket to dispose of unwanted items like this.

i can store enough in the caboose that i already have … thank you very much!!

Not to mention the macrowave oven and the flatbed truck to carry it around.