1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 12, 2024

So now it’s 9 Commandments. Doggy style…I dunno!

Later it turned out God had mixed up the 10 Commandments for Moses and the 10 Commandments for his dog.

“You shall not bring the fee of a w_h_o_r_e or the pay of a dog into the house of your God in fulfillment of any vow, for both are abhorrent to your God.”

I carefully did not read that out loud as my dog is right next to me…..

And it turns out dogs follow the commandments as well as people do.

God eventually realized that verbosity didn’t work with dogs, so the Ten Commandments were eventually reduced to single-word commands … Sit, Stay, Heel, Fetch, Sic, etc.

or thy neighbor’s dog or anything that is thy neighbor’s.

Thou shalt not eat the cat poo!

….and he climbed all that way for that lousy advice…LOL

Ha! I see the dogs adherence to the rules is about as good as ours.

2. When thou fartest, leave thine family with the stench for generations.

Every time a human sins, a dog licks it’s private parts, and then wants to give you a kiss.

Is this necessary? We all know all dogs are good dogs…

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s kibble