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I did that years ago on a provincial history test. I had no idea what I was writing … just a bunch of words on paper. Fortunately, one of my older cousins was marking the exams and somehow I received a passing grade … “just” passing.
But… If she was stupid, then she’s fine! But… If she was smart, then she’s in trouble. But… Being smart was stupid. But… [WHRRR! FZZT! POP! SSSS….]
Agnes will be a writer who goes on to win several Nebula and Hugo awards, becomes a MacArthur Felowship “genius”, has her epic fantasy series turned into a mega-popular Netflix series which earns her millions of dollars.
“Still rarer is the man who thinks habitually, who applies reason, rather than habit pattern, to all his activity. Unless he masques himself, his is a dangerous life; he is regarded as qu3er, untrustworthy, subversive of public morals; he is a pink monkey among brown monkeys — a fatal mistake. Unless the pink monkey can dye himself brown before he is caught.
“The brown monkey’s instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.”
snsurone76 12 months ago
I see that the kid with the pigtail in the second frame walks tipped backwards, just like Agnes and Trout.
Must be an epidemic of thick skulls!!
macky87 12 months ago
THIS is what was missing just before the strip on 03-04! It would’ve made so much more sense.
HarryLime 12 months ago
I did that years ago on a provincial history test. I had no idea what I was writing … just a bunch of words on paper. Fortunately, one of my older cousins was marking the exams and somehow I received a passing grade … “just” passing.
rmercer Premium Member 12 months ago
You can’t fake lackadaisicality! (Actually you can, I just wanted to use that word. And actually, I hope it isn’t a word….)
ChessPirate 12 months ago
But… If she was stupid, then she’s fine! But… If she was smart, then she’s in trouble. But… Being smart was stupid. But… [WHRRR! FZZT! POP! SSSS….]
rshive 12 months ago
Maybe the teacher read your paper last, Agnes.
mindjob 12 months ago
“Smart” Agnes is just a haphazard occurrence
mfrasca 12 months ago
Agnes will be a writer who goes on to win several Nebula and Hugo awards, becomes a MacArthur Felowship “genius”, has her epic fantasy series turned into a mega-popular Netflix series which earns her millions of dollars.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
You could always claim you cheated.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 12 months ago
Heinlein:
“Still rarer is the man who thinks habitually, who applies reason, rather than habit pattern, to all his activity. Unless he masques himself, his is a dangerous life; he is regarded as qu3er, untrustworthy, subversive of public morals; he is a pink monkey among brown monkeys — a fatal mistake. Unless the pink monkey can dye himself brown before he is caught.
“The brown monkey’s instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.”
(Agnes is looking for some brown dye.)
gopher gofer 12 months ago
i tried to fake smart but those crafty teachers kept catching me out…