Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 01, 2024

Watch what you say in front of your wife.

Like losing socks in the washer?

She’s trying to prevent him from wearing them at night.

I would x-ray Wally’s intestinal track.

Don’t lose your bifocal sunglasses, hear?!

Murphy’s law has struck again!

My wife sometimes does a clear out without telling me. You can guarantee that some time very soon after that, I’ll need something she’s thrown out and I’ll spend ages looking for it thinking “I could have sworn it was here”

How true!

They all disappeared because June took them out of the car.

Winter vs. Summer. But dude, that’s a lot of sunglasses to lose.

June is looking a little guilty.

He used to have it made in the shades.

This would have worked better yesterday, but today’s Heathcliff.

I wear my sunglasses at night . . .

Miserable cow took them.