Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 01, 2024

“Go get a donut, nameless, faceless guy who is totally Jenkins.”

Now the sweat begins to leak out from all their helmets(even while they sleep). And we’ve got to find out about Randall. Is he someone else, or is he just one of Rip’s disguised allies? The satellite failure for the Allied Villains reminds me of a Batman arc where it was revealed the Dark Knight had hidden a disguised transmitter in Crime Alley that let him close Arkham Asylum. I also like the ‘Now we know’ line. Cool GI-JOE reference!

And, now we know which one is Randall.

That guy’s first name is NOT Leeroy.

Foolish fools. Rippy woulda be already sneaks into yer headquarters and be disguise as one of em masked goons of yours. Say speaking of which, that Randall look like he is has square chin…

That’s the problem with masks. They not only disguise you but also your enemy.

Did anybody know that the guy in the first panel who said, “Haywire just went dark.” has a suspiciously sharp chin?

Tony?

Hmmm. Probably wrapped himself in aluminum foil. :)

Looks like some jealous government “intelligence” types are about to be taking naps. courtesy of some giggling fists.

KA-NOT UNDER SURVEILANCE ANYMORE!

For all they know, Rip could already be in the room with them. There’s no escaping the giggling knuckles, Jenkins.

And another SSSV (Secret Society of Super Villains) bites the dust. Just start running now and leave Jenkins to his fate. Yes Randall, you too. It’s an election year, you should be able to find another “witless toady” slot quickly.

When he yelled Jenkin’s name the satellites suddenly found better things to do.

How about that…? Jenkins dropped dead before Rip’s knuckles had a chance to clobber him. As if they (and Rip) weren’t furious enough.

And that word came louder from Rip’s giggling knuckles.