F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 02, 2024

Worried to know how he lost his underwear while out for a walk.

You’ll find them briefly!

Tracing steps is a waste of paper.

Least they’re not his Depends…

Hence why his mom told him to always wear clean ones.

In the news… A peep hole was discovered in the fence surrounding a local nudist colony. Police are looking into it.

It’s not underwear, it’s a Roman nose guard and worn for bird protection while walking in the park.

I did that. Apparently when I took off my jeans the night before I left my underwear in them. The next day I put on a clean set and while walking in a building yesterdays underwear dropped down my pants legs to the floor. I never noticed it happening but when I turned around they were on the floor. I quickly scooped them up and stuff them in my pocket.

Hate when that happens.

I hate that when that happens!

Siri us lee? U wear whitey tighties??

Reminds me of the classic Mr. Bean sketch where he changes into his swimsuit on the beach without a changing room…

This is one of those “I don’t want to know how” things.

He wouldn’t be in this situation if he had just gone commando.

Just buy new underwear. Do you really intend to wear them after they’ve been on the ground all night?

At this point, let ’em go!

laughed way too hard at this oneHAHAHAHA

That’s what she said.