Close to Home by John McPherson for February 26, 2024

And don’t get out of the car until after the pig farm.

Don’t breath near the pig farm

And Bleeb is keeping a safe distance.

At least Jamie from Progressive isn’t driving the getaway car this time.

But I don’t want to hit my favorite pig!

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel

Here’s some bad news for ‘em… they ain’t gettin’ through that pig farm!

Recaculating!

Don’t get a sty in your eye!

Recalculating.

Careful at the pig farm, they’re armed.

My cabbages.

Don’t forget the fruit stand! Every car chase has to smash thru a fruit stand!

Bleeb must have been their look-out! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Since they are using GPS they will probably crash in a blind alley.

I thought they were crash test dummies.

They’ll be running over the pigs on the lam.

Recalculating…recalculating…Turn left at the next one-way street. Oops. I meant “right.”

Those directions are very detailed! I was once sent by GPS to an empty field. It wasn’t even close to where I wanted to go, other than the same city.

Another episode of grand theft auto Netflix series?

…“then go over the river and thru the woods to Boss Grandma’s house”