Close to Home by John McPherson for March 02, 2024

say hello to Jonah while you are in there boys!

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That’s a stretch.

why is pinnochio depicted as though he’s a real boy?

How will they be able to tell they got a signal?

In the book they walked out of the mouth of the monster shark. Pinocchio grew tired carrying his father while swimming but the tunny fish carried them to shore.

Well, Bleeb, this is not a good place to end the week.

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Gepetto must have an engineering degree

Monstro has no stomach or intestines!

Indoor tennis anyone?

What if it was Buttnochio, like in the old commercial?

Let’s see if you can get a signal now!?

Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale. He was abducted by a UFO.

Grandpa MacGyver?

Funny and ingenious!

Do you get the feeling he’s just using you, Pinocchio?

I guess they didn’t read the ‘no swimming’ sign.

Maybe Pinocchio can find a WiFib hot spot.

Run around until you get pooped out.

Telling a Big lie would come in handy on Pinochio’s honeymoon!

And don’t sneeze

good thinking and sometimes you have to do a bad thing to do something good

If the phone’s out and you’re in how do you operate it?