Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 24, 2024

You’ve given him better Mobylity, Ahab.

Call me, Blazek.

It’s probably just me, but … Ahab had a wooden leg. Granted, if he and Dick were friends, the whale probably wouldn’t bite his leg off.

This assumes he had a good aim to begin with

Just how big is the waiting room??

H*ll’s Heart Acupuncture-“We stab at thee.”

Funny. I always thought that Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

It’s okay for now, but don’t make Ahab it of it.

Wait till he pulls the barbed harpoons out.

Doesn’t find the sea shantys relaxing though.

Still a prick, though.

Of course, he suffered serious back injury from being put on the table.

That looks like random puncture, not acupuncture.