Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 05, 2024

When did she go the stylist and say “Give me the Moe Howard”?

“Mole…mole….mole…”_Austin Powers in Goldmember.

Good thing Gil got there when he did. Looks like Coach Nonads went to the undisclosed location to get his manhood back!

Two hours later, Gil punches Nonads in the tummy. Misdirect!

P4: “You should have called first. I have a date with the bellhop.”

She’s aged. A little. About 24 now?

P4 “Oh, Gil! What, did you win COTHY (Coach of the half year) or something?”

With all that zooming around yesterday, I personally am relieved Gil had a safe 10 minute flight to Central City. No milk and cookies for you this evening Romeo.

Booty call!

P2.5: “And make it stiff, bay bay!”

Yas! It was also very nice of her to overdress for the occasion.

P-4: (Beth) Gil,…bite me!

Riveting stuff. Meanwhile, back in Milford, the team is standing around idle wondering why their coach isn’t at practice.

she looks too much like peanut creepy

gil your back can you unlock this chasity belt kaz lost his key

where did he park the plane on the roof? plus didn’t he tell those vape dealers he didn’t drink awhile back ?

You know how Stephan Pastis often has his own characters threatening him over some outrageous pun he’s made them voice? Maybe this strip should feature some of the athletes pounding the snot out of Henry once in a while.

“Gil!!!! The usual?”

“Yes. And remember, Jami likes a lemon and a stirrer in his glass of milk.”

P2- Is this how Gil hides in the shadows?

Gil’s got the best pickup line. Something to do with the mile high club…

P 4 (Beth): “…you’re just in time to meet my husband!…we just got married two weeks ago!….”

Wow, has that bar’s ceiling not been painted since the 70s? And speaking of ceiling, Mopped Up Thorp has not yet hit its ceiling.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/03/05/beth-is-tough/

When do you get off work tonight? I only have 4 hours left…

If she asks “sweet, sour, or press?!?” he’s TOTALLY in!!!

Meanwhile, back in Milford, two local youths, who relocated to Detroit to open a vape factory, have had more problems as the vape factory exploded, killing at least one.