Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 28, 2024

Oh, that’s bad !

I wouldn’t the petite putting her hands on me!

Either Andy’s lost weight recently or Wonder Woman has a new secret identity…..In case I’m not here tomorrow, Happy Leap Day, Cappers!

Will that building construction EVER be completed? Unless they’re all different buildings, but I find it hard to believe the town is growing that fast!

Are Chalkie and Ruby supposed to be looking at that pub? Because, the way it’s drawn, it appears they’re staring at empty space.

What?

Musta’ been something he said.

I doubt he was putting up any resistance against Lucy. He probably thought she was trying to pick him up. But not that way.

Lucy Lightfinger is a book series.

And it was dead weight she chucked.

“Little Lucy” weighs about 220.

Never tick off a Bouncer named " Tiny "

Good for the barmaid!

Back in Jesus Christ times, 2000 years ago, a Roman Centurion ( over 100 highly trained soldiers) likely using prison or slave labor, crude picks and shovels and so forth, could lay a mile of stone road a day. Those roads are still used today. And with modern mega machines of today and superior technology, our paved roads are full of pot holes and broken up within 20 years.

Little Lucy is actually a karate expert…..poor Andy!

Don’t wanna meet Little Lucy VanPELT, either!!

It had to be Lucy to do the throwing. Big Bruiser Bates was wasted and passed out at a corner table.

Lucy Sounds like a woman that I know. She will pick a fight with the biggest guy in the room.

And she’s about 5’4” and weighs about 100 lbs.

I don’t think I would drink Spotted Duck. There’s something about spots in my drink that I don’t like!

Oh, the Spotted Duck? I suspect that’s a reference intended to go over most American’s heads

WWW.youtube.COM/WATCH?v=-GUEBQ1GPdc

Lightfinger must not mean the same thing in UK, here we’d be hesitant to hire someone named Lightfinger.

BBB and LLL the best Tag Team in the Town.

Ooof! What the hell did Andy do to make her chuck him out? Chatting her up I’m guessing.

xxx

Yesterday Alan had him by thr scruff of his neck and today it was Little Lucy, Andy needs to do something about that scruffy neck of his.

It’s the little ones you gotta watch out for.

You mean a barmaid three Andy out of the nat

HA!!

I was in Riyadh 1982-1985; it was said the construction crane was the national bird, they were everywhere. I went home (USA) for two weeks and had trouble finding my way back to our job site on my return. All the roads had changed!

I’ve always suspected that Andy wouldn’t weigh much because he’s hollow; that’s why he can drink so much.