Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 02, 2024

Sorta implied Andy, but you know what your priorities are!

Give up beer? Perish the thought.

And YOU give up purple suits, Doc!

That Doc is such a jokester! ~ ~ Andy certainly took him serious there for a bit…

that was a silly assumption, doc.

The local brewer near me is a retired surgeon from the local hospital. He sure doesn’t mind my drinking his beer. He says he’ll make more.

So you want to lose weight but still drink beer.

Middle age? That’s quite optimistic.

He’d cut off his foot before giving up drinking.

That’s like Garfield giving up donuts and lasagna. The Horror… The Horror.

No liquids, he will dehydrate…

People want to go to Heaven but they don’t want to live right. Hate and rant. God told Cain in Genesis 4:7: "you refuse to do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires you to destroy you, but you must master it.” Cain still killed Abel, whom he hated.

Andy sports his pint paunch with pride.

Andy did in the second panel….gulp!

Makes one wonder what the doc is doing in the pub. Do as I say, not as I do.

Don’t tell him that – Andy might go to the harder stuff.

It’s called a beer gut Andy, it comes with the territory.

Maybe he could switch to lite beer (or would the bar even have it?).

Andy give up beer? Never gonna happen.

What do you expect Andy you are middle age