Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 29, 2024

She’ll bring you a bigger glass next.

First avalanche victim: “Look! It’s Man’s Best Friend!”

Second avalanche victim: “Yeah, and there’s a dog carrying it, too!”

Good Dog!

If he could make a decent dry martini I’d be winner winner, want a chicken dinner?

What pairs best with existential dread.

You’ll know she has a problem when she buys a St. Bernard

Does the AKC recognize the Winemaraner as a breed?

when dogs whine

Just keep it full.

Sure would beat AI at meeting the real human needs.

Deal with life on life’s terms. Drinking solves nothing.

So she’s a service (or server) dog.

A fine little vintage with a bite of almond.

Now that is a service animal!

Funny! She helps you make “pour” decisions.

That’s a really trained pooch! How’d she do dat?

“Who’s a good girl?”

That pup’s a real booze hound.

Was it an old VIP cartoon where the parent said to a fellow party-goer: “We wouldn’t have Christmas if it weren’t for the children”?

Is the cat following that with a plate of hors d’oeuvres?

A rare breed – the Emotional Support Sommelier

Whisky & a Cigar for me please ! ;-)

Funny how it always seems to be wine.