Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 25, 2024

There are more verses for when your fingers have frozen and when you throw out your back.

Inuits have something like 375,000 different descriptives* of Snow… We have this. *(slight exaggeration)

So now songs have redactions?

Sung to the tune of Sixteen Tons .

Not everyone can move to Florida.

I suggest substituting something like “beautiful”, “wonderful”, or “lovely” in for the redacted words.

Another Sunday Rerun, Hope Brent is alright.

I’ll just put in my own take and be off!

Rated PG

Nice little tune.

I no longer worry about "the _ _ _ K I N G snow… I have the local farmer plow my 400 foot driveway, and just walk on top of everything else he doesn’t plow!

In ye olden times I’d say have the neighborhood kids do it when they come around for a buck or two … but nowadays they’re all mostly playing computer games or on their phones …!

( or sleeping )

gesundheit

If you wrote it in a flash, then you must write realllly quickly

I gotta say I’m happier than a pig in slop that we’ve only had a couple of snowfalls that needed shoveling this winter as opposed to some years where it was almost daily shoveling

the cowboy junkies also have a heartwarming ditty about winter whose title starts with a word that rhymes with “duck”…

NE Minnesota this year: What is snow…or ice? Rain at Christmas and NY eve, Ditto for Valentines. Where did the Matrix go? Help, we are lost, confused and scared! Actually a weird winter and we are enjoying it. No snow shoveling OR grass cutting! Whee!