Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 09, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    We built our own cars, found a car, swapped a bumper for an engine, used recycled oil?? Just made them go!

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    rekam Premium Member 10 months ago

    Does that mean Patrick can’t even hit a ball, Ralph?

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    therese_callahan2002  10 months ago

    For a baseball bat to be more expensive than a car, it must be an antique Louisville Slugger.

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    The Fly Hunter  10 months ago

    My first car cost me $75. It ran for 3 months. It got me back and forth to work and out with my friends. Not a bad investment really.

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    monya_43  10 months ago

    When we had an RV, many times a full tank of gas was more expensive than my first car. ;-D

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    So, Dad, what am I supposed to do with it? Hang it on the wall and just look at it? ☺️

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    boxspring  10 months ago

    my first car was a 74 dj-5c postal jeep we got for $500, worked great until my dad “fixed” the gas tank but never completed the installation of the filler neck.

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    DebUSNRet  10 months ago

    Happy 45 ! Mr. F! Love the Drabble comics!

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    Great advice for the bat, rotten advice for the batter!

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    DawnQuinn1  10 months ago

    He didn’t say his first car was new. Could have been a real beater.

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    First Car – ’55 Buick – $35.

    Ran for years. I actually gave it to my sister on her 16th Birthday because I got another car.

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    davidlwashburn  10 months ago

    A Tonka truck doesn’t count as a first car, Ralph.

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    DatsunMan  10 months ago

    The first baseball bats my brother and I got was at an American Legion game for 16-18 year old boys in 1952. They broke 2 bats, one 36 inch my brother got since he was bigger than I and I got a 34 inch. We took them home and with some Elmer’s glue and screws, we fixed the cracks and taped them. I still have them. I still hit rocks out of the yard into the woods with them.

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    locake  10 months ago

    How much do bats cost? I’m old and my first car was $400. A regular baseball bat can’t cost that much!

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    bigplayray  10 months ago

    Come on Ralph! That’s the same advice you gave Norman and now he can’t even tie his shoes let alone hit a fastball! Swing away Patrick!

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    foggyrobs2 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Dick’s sporting goods has bats for over $500, way more than Ralph Drabble’s or my first cars

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Handle whiff care.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Way to inspire him to be a better player. Glad you didn’t buy him a glove too.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    Parents always have to say stuff like that. How about telling Patrick to be careful as gratitude for Ralph getting him the bat?

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    rroush Premium Member 10 months ago

    My brother’s first car was a 1958 Ford. My dad paid $50 it. They never did et it to run.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago

    Don’t hit anything with it? Better call in good ol Charlie Brown to coach him.

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    eced52  10 months ago

    Wonder what Dad’s first car was?

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