I’m sure most of those I knew who sit by the river or lake with rods were really just looking for somewhere to be away from the other half and have a few cans of drink
After a bad day of fishing, a fisherman goes to the local fish market & buys 3 fish but asks the seller to toss the fish to him. The seller asks why toss them? The fisherman replies, "I may be bad at “’fishing, but I am no liar when i say I caught these fish ;-) .”
I think a lure has to move to work. He’s right about the guy not knowing what he’s doing. It could be Ralph or Norman from “Drabble” in the boat. They’re both idiots.
Well fishing is supposed to be about relaxation and patience. If you catch a fish you can keep that’s good or toss it back and let it live even better. But if you don’t catch one no biggie at least you got to relax and spend the time on the water in the fresh air.
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
That’s Scott Peterson. He’s not out there to fish.
enigmamz 7 months ago
What’s the fun in that?
pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago
“Why doesn’t he just buy a fish?”
That’s what you’d expect a fish to say.
John M 7 months ago
I’m sure most of those I knew who sit by the river or lake with rods were really just looking for somewhere to be away from the other half and have a few cans of drink
p1eacemaker Premium Member 7 months ago
After a bad day of fishing, a fisherman goes to the local fish market & buys 3 fish but asks the seller to toss the fish to him. The seller asks why toss them? The fisherman replies, "I may be bad at “’fishing, but I am no liar when i say I caught these fish ;-) .”
Nuke Road Warrior 7 months ago
Fishing isn’t always about the catching.
Kidon Ha-Shomer 7 months ago
Surf mantra “Give a man a fish and today he will feast…Teach a man to fish and he’ll starve.”
Carl Premium Member 7 months ago
If you catch the fish you have to clean it and cook it. Too much of a mess, too much hassle, the only time it makes sense is if you’re out camping.
rickmac1937 Premium Member 7 months ago
That’s what I do it’s called a fish fry
[Unnamed Reader - b66f38] 7 months ago
Because they’re sadists.
win.45mag 7 months ago
I think a lure has to move to work. He’s right about the guy not knowing what he’s doing. It could be Ralph or Norman from “Drabble” in the boat. They’re both idiots.
CaveCat87 7 months ago
The universal question that’s asked by a lot of people who aren’t fishermen.
Niko S 7 months ago
Well fishing is supposed to be about relaxation and patience. If you catch a fish you can keep that’s good or toss it back and let it live even better. But if you don’t catch one no biggie at least you got to relax and spend the time on the water in the fresh air.
drfiero 7 months ago
It’s less about the destination, more about the journey.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
My brother-in-law goes fishing in his open ocean boat. Fresh fish costs hundreds of dollars per pound.
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
Why don’t you volunteer to teach him how to fish?
PPMKS 7 months ago
Many men go fishing all of their lives without realizing it’s not the fish they’re after.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Give a man a fish; he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish; that’s a man who owes you some fish .